[Top panel: Same classroom chaos frozen. Teacher (now with a monocle) signs furiously at a kid with rainbow pin: "Too many syllables. Too many feelings. 1890s Webster's only—your 'identity' isn't even printed." Kid signs back "transgender?" Teacher: "Across the gender? Invalid. Try 'peculiar'."]
[Middle panel: Close-up on antique dictionary page—"queer: strange, odd, peculiar." Next to it, a crossed-out modern glossary: "non-binary," "pansexual," "demisexual" all red-stamped "NON-FUNCTIONAL." Kid signs "But I—" Teacher cuts: "Silence. Your mouth's just noise. Back to closet—literally. We have a wardrobe in the back."]
[Bottom panel: Shrug guy (top hat, rainbow flag now folded into a napkin) throws hands up, caption:]
**"LGBTQ? Webster's 1890 says: Gay = merry. Lesbian = island. Trans = over. Everything else? Fancy scribbles. Crawl back—your words expired before electricity."** ????????????
(And yeah, if this were real, half the class would just sign "fuck off" and storm out.